Is Your Cat Plotting to Kill You? Is Your Cat Plotting to Kill You?Is it you being paranoid or does your cat really out to chase you?They thought about it but they'd rather keep you aroundAs long as you keep petting and feeding your cat, everything's gonna be just fine. Just... remember...okay?Yup! Your cat is definitely plotting on your deathMake sure to sleep with eyes open tonightDoes your cat even like you?