Happy World Cat Day! Despite it being cat day for us humans, this cat reminds us that it doesn't care for our flimsy human traditions.
Cross Eyed Cat
This cat is staring at the grass like it's a Magic Eye picture.
The Approach
This cat quickly protested being photographed. Or maybe it just wanted some attention.
Death Wish
This cat told us to go away and maybe it wouldn't murder us in our sleep.
The Squat and Purr
This cat was surprised at being featured in the cats of Birmingham for the second time.
Cat Schwarzenegger
This large cat told us to get to the chopper. Then he covered himself in mud and fought a predator.
The Six-Fingered Cat
This cat killed Inigo Montoya's father. It is preparing to die.
Escalating Cat
This cat was slowly realizing that these stairs were not an escalator.
Cat Colony
These cats were formerly apart of the Cattish Empire. The empire taxed their cat nip too much without representation. The cat colony then threw the cat nip in the harbor. This event is forever known as the Felineton Cat Nip Party.
Over the Tail
This cat's porch was small but its level of laziness was not.
Cat Column
This cat believed that the position it was laying in was structurally important to the house. Thank goodness it was too tired to move.
Madonna and Child
This cat briefly lost its kitten in a crevice underneath my parents' porch. Three more kittens eventually showed up. You can watch the kitten rescue here. Thanks for reading. Y'all come back now, ya'hear?